I’ve got a jar of toenail clippings for sale.
OK. So be a saint!
FWIW, I hear that Catherine of Sienna's wedding ring may be available, too.
I'm always amazed that Catholics don't consider it blasphemy for them to fill Tupperware containers with odd bits of skin that dropped off of Jesus during his life. They go apoplectic when Protestants take notice of their pantry shelves, however!
If after your death the Latin church canonizes you, or the Orthodox proclaim your glorification, I’m sure there will be interested buyers when your estate puts it up for auction. If you’re hoping for that, you’ll need to devote rather more time to repentance of sins, prayer, fasting, almsgiving, and the like, and a bit less to suppressing blog pimps here at FR. In the meantime, I think we’ll all pass on the offer.
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