DUDE!
Posted on 03/23/2014 6:54:19 PM PDT by Gamecock
German customs officials have intercepted a package addressed to the Vatican containing 14 condoms filled with cocaine, the finance ministry said Sunday.
A ministry spokesman told AFP that a box packed with 340 grammes of cocaine valued at 40,000 euros ($55,200) was seized at the international airport...of Leipzig...
The narcotics, posted from an unnamed South American country....
German investigators believe the intended recipient, who remains unknown, was likely tipped off that the package had been intercepted.
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The jokes can write themselves on this one. Big question is how pure was the coke? /sarcasm....
It was most certainly Holy Coke!
Nah, too easy.
Nah, it was New Coke.
Either that or caffeine free Coke.
The Roman Homo Priests are human are they not. They need their coke just as do homos all around the world.
What about all the openly gay priestly homo clubs in Rome. Will they have to do without.
Quelle domage!
But this is the true church, is it not?
Perhaps the Queen of Heaven can help!
Maybe we can sell some indulgences to help the gay priests in Rome.
Praying for you.
I’m sure the Vatican is furious that someone would try to smuggle condoms into the Holy See!
Hey they were not being used for birth control so what is the big deal?
But Google it...they have. It is a fait accompli.
But worry...God and Yeshua and the Holy Spirit are the same, unchanged creators of the universe.
They are they same ones with whom even sinners have direct contact in the repentance.
Perhaps you would prefer that Mary (i.e. Diana, Semiramis, etc) intercede on your behalf.
Why, if someone was having cocaine shipped into the Vatican covertly, would they have it packaged in condoms?
Might be a set up to humiliate the Church.
I will pray for you too.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Can you think of anyone at the Vatican from an unnamed South American country that might still have friends there?
Ummm, wait, let me think…
Preassembled hum and coke.
Cocaine inside condoms is typically seen when mules smuggle it “internally”. It could have been the case with this stuff on the previous leg of its journey.
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