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Now you mean to tell me, imagine there are no Mexicans, that you could that you could:

-kill mice - I set the mouse traps

-spiders - yes

- take out the garbage - yes, done that

- dig postholes - not yet but am capable

- herd cattle - never done that, no opportunity to try yet.

-castrate the male cattle - no opportunity for that either

-fix a tractor - does working on my own car count?

- remember to get the oil changed - do that

- balance a checkbook - do that ALL the time for the last 35 years

- do the taxes - if I don’t keep track of the forms and nag mr. mm, they don’t get done

- get rid of a wasp nest - I know how but have not yet done it.

-work a paying job 60-80 hours/week - Motherhood = 24/7

- put new flashlight batteries in - if I don’t do it, it doesn’t get done, neither does the TP get changed

- set the clocks forward or back depending on the time of year - twice a year

- mow the lawn while smiling at neighbors you can’t stand - yup, with a hand push mower to boot

- investigate a strange noise usually outside in your drawers and sometimes without in Jan. - I would not do that to anyone, but I do check out strange noises

- remember where the cutoff valve for the water is - yes, and do it before leaving on vacation

- reset a breaker while you try to find the flashlight in the dark - yes

-find the flashlight and wonder why you didn’t put in new batteries - yes

- cut, split and stack enuff firewood to heat a small city - done my share of cutting and stacking to heat the house.

- check the washer fluid in the cars - yes

- check the oil - yes and change it and do a lube job.

- rotate the tires on the afore mentioned cars - yes, and know how to mark them so they go on correctly

- walk the dog - don’t have a dog, thank God.

- and put the lid back on the toothpaste - yes

-you can do all that, are you blonde - yes

- wear blue tights - not any more

and a red cape and have a big red S emblazoned on your chest?

If so forget the other women’s names and numbers, I have been looking for you all my life. Send info.:) - already taken. Sorry.....