[Mark17]

What can you even say to such profane, blasphemous, impious, sinful, irreverent, irreligious, unholy and disrespectful sacrilege?

There is not much you can say, except to ask, did she get struck by lightning yet?

[Salvation]

My question to her would be,

“Well, Nancy, there was no room at the inn for Joseph, Mary and the soon to be born Baby Jesus.”

It’s in the Bible — the birth took place in a cave/stable.

Quite welcoming, huh, Nancy?