[michaelwlf3]

All through it. Are you a Jehovah’s Witness? They don’t believe in the Trinity, either.

[Elsie]

All through it.

That's a mighty BIG haystack - got any clues as to make it a bit easier to find the needle?

[Elsie]

Are you a Jehovah’s Witness? They don’t believe in the Trinity, either.

 

If you have cable TV, there won’t be much on to watch.

 

 

 

 

If there isn’t much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.

 

 

 

 

If you open your door, you will see mormons.

 

 

 

 

If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into “praying about whether something is true”.

 

 

 

 

If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.

 

 

 

 

If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!

 

 

 

 

If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.

DON’T be a cultist!
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