Luke...
I am your fodder...
LOL! I actually used that line in law school once (not the “fodder” part). I don’t remember the details, but it had to do with someone marching over to someone else to do them harm, but then something being said by the would-be victim that was so shocking it would change the would-be perp’s intent. On the spur of the moment, that’s what I came up with. The class erupted in laughter, but the professor was not amused. :)