Why You Shouldn’t Sleep With Your Boyfriend

Regina ^ | Beverly De Soto

[morphing libertarian]

I swear I have never slept with any of my boyfriends.

[OldNewYork]

“After that, the men settle down and marry a younger woman, if they are successful enough. Women get fat, bitter and depressed.”

Yup.

[Chickensoup]

Women get fat when the sex is lousy.

[af_vet_1981]

Marriage was instituted – like all other sacraments – as a way to help you get to heaven. A Catholic husband knows what his job is: to help his wife and children get to heaven. That’s his Prime Directive: He needs to do whatever needs to be done to help his wife and children be holy. Why? Because he loves them, and he wants eternal life for them and himself.

Oh I like this; this is pure beauty.

[Slambat]

“Women get fat when the sex is lousy.”

That’s one I’ve never heard before. Next time I’m hanging
out with the guys and they start whining about the ol ball
and chain I’ll throw that one out there and see what
happens.

[Chickensoup]

“Women get fat when the sex is lousy.”

That’s one I’ve never heard before. Next time I’m hanging
out with the guys and they start whining about the ol ball
and chain I’ll throw that one out there and see what
happens.
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that should liven up the conversation. But it is true. A woman who is having good sex is one that wants to please and look good. Frequent good sex keeps couples happy including women.

[narses]

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[dsc]

“that should liven up the conversation. But it is true. A woman who is having good sex is one that wants to please and look good. Frequent good sex keeps couples happy including women.”

It has been observed that both men and women gain weight when they are happy in their relationships and lose weight when they go on the prowl.

[Chickensoup]

It has been observed that both men and women gain weight when they are happy in their relationships and lose weight when they go on the prowl.

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All that good tasty whipped cream and strawberries and cookies during midnight fridge raids after great sex.

[RichInOC]

My first thought was to send a copy to Andrew Sullivan...but that’s a whole other “why you shouldn’t sleep with your boyfriend”.

[PLMerite]

“They’re certainly no Robert Redfords.

Ooops, I just showed my age.”

Yes. It’s been a long time since I was rejected because I didn’t look like Robert Redford.

Brad Pitt on the other hand...