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1 posted on 12/23/2014 11:10:27 AM PST by Faith Presses On
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can human/orangutan marriage be far behind ?


2 posted on 12/23/2014 11:12:03 AM PST by kingattax (a real American would rather die on his feet than live on his knees.)
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...the ape's attorney...

Now there's a phrase I never expected to see outside of a sci-fi movie.

6 posted on 12/23/2014 11:34:57 AM PST by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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Is the attorney working pro-banana...


7 posted on 12/23/2014 11:36:50 AM PST by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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Just aping their stoopitity...


9 posted on 12/23/2014 11:46:18 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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10 posted on 12/23/2014 11:48:40 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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Cada Duro de pelar....
11 posted on 12/23/2014 12:00:04 PM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To The Argentine Orangutan

For us, she gave up the jungle,
Even Deutschland, they say.
Señor Judge, You did not bungle.
She gave all her best to our land
I shall ask the band to play
and we'll all dance hand-in-hand,
The Orangutango. ¡Olé!

12 posted on 12/23/2014 12:32:26 PM PST by Kenny Bunk (The fate of the Republic rests in the hands of the '15 -16 Congress. God help us.)
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14 posted on 12/23/2014 2:44:19 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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Whenever you see “animal rights,” think “rights of lawyers to presume to represent” animals.”

Or, recalling Hillary, “childrens’ rights” and the truth, rights of lawyers to presume to represent children to whom they are not related.

15 posted on 12/23/2014 5:25:02 PM PST by conservatism_IS_compassion ("Liberalism” is a conspiracy against the public by wire-service journalism.)
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When asked for a comment the orangutan replied: “Ew! Ew! Ah! Ah! O! O! O!”


16 posted on 12/25/2014 1:24:27 AM PST by MDLION ("Trust in the Lord with all your heart" -Proverbs 3:5)
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