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To: philoginist

There would seem to be a difference between throwing a pop can out the window and deliberately setting a forest on fire. Throwing Peanuts in the creek is an entirely different manner (punchline to an old joke).


90 posted on 12/30/2014 8:40:31 PM PST by Hieronymus ( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G.K. Chesterton))
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To: Hieronymus

Forgive Me, Father

A grade school chaplain once heard the confessions of eight-year old pupils. Many of the boys had very minor and almost inconsequential misdeeds so the priest was rather happy. One group of youngsters though confessed similar sin. One said, “Father forgive me, I threw peanuts into the river.” Another admitted, “Father forgive me, I threw peanuts into the river.” The third and the fourth also confessed, “Father forgive me, I threw peanuts into the river.”

The priest was intrigued but a little alarmed so he cautioned the boys not to be too hard on themselves. “Throwing peanuts into the river is not really a sin.” He would have asked one of the nuns in charge of the catechism to find out how they teach the doctrine of venial and mortal sins to these young kids when a sulking and chubby kid approached him. The priest warned him, “Don’t tell me you also threw peanuts into the river?”

The kid was surprised and looked up at him and said, “Father, I AM Peanuts!”


97 posted on 12/31/2014 8:54:27 AM PST by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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