[Buckeye McFrog]

okay...that’s kinda creepy

[Deo volente]

Okay, that’s got to be satire.

[Alex Murphy]

Pope Francis clarified that good Catholics need not mate “like rabbits, or wasp spiders....”

Listen up! Catholics should not do this:

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Ah, but there are a bunch of other critters with bizarre mating habits the Pope did not address.

For example porcupines, and white-fronted parrots, but I’m not going to say why.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Anti-rabbit!!!
Anti-wasp!!!

When he came for the rabbits, I wasn’t a rabbit, so I didn’t say anything.
When he came for the wasps, I wasn’t a wasp (except in the acronym sense), so I didn’t say anything.

When he came ...

[ravenwolf]

I was just reading that 48 percent of the first born today are born to unwed mothers so maybe Pope has undue concern unless all or many of the unwed mothers are catholic.

[Salvation]

Not what he said.

Pope strongly defends Catholic teaching against contraception

Manila, Philippines • Pope Francis issued his strongest defense yet of church teaching opposing artificial contraception, using a Friday rally in Asia's largest Catholic nation to urge families to be "sanctuaries of respect for life."

Francis also denounced the corruption that has plagued the Philippines for decades and urged officials to instead work to end its "scandalous" poverty and social inequalities during his first full day in Manila, where he received a rock star's welcome at every turn.

"Be sanctuaries of respect for life, proclaiming the sacredness of every human life from conception to natural death," Francis exhorted the crowd. "What a gift this would be to society if every Christian family lived fully its noble vocation."

Francis also urged families to be on guard against what he called "ideological colonization," an apparent reference to gay marriage, which isn't legal in the Philippines. The church opposes gay marriage, holding that marriage is only between man and wife.

[ravenwolf]

I was just reading that 48 percent of the first born today are born to unwed mothers.

So I don`t think it is a Catholic problem but just plain evil or stupidity.

[montag813]

Funny how he doesn’t tell his Muslim buddies this.

[jennings2004]

“Be fruitful and multiply” keeps ringing in my ears....

[Zionist Conspirator]

What's a "wasp spider?" Did he perhaps mean "wolf spider?"

Maybe he meant "spider wasp" since there are wasps who prey on spiders (I don't think any spiders prey on wasps).