[Elsie]

I take it, from your comment, that Casey did NOT knock it out the park in the home half?

Almost.

The center fielder climbed the fence and snagged the ball before it could drop into the tall grass beyond.

He later showed the officials that it was soft and squishy.

Needless to say; the Mudville team left the stadium feeling quite deflated.

[Mark17]

He later showed the officials that it was soft and squishy.

Soft and squishy? Are you sure he wasn't related to Tom Brady?