Kindly refrain from physical display of same-sex attraction and physical fulfillment thereof while ELCA services are underway. This may cause certain of your fellow congregants to puke their guts out and is upsetting to the children.
Do not ask to have your homosexual relationship honored in any sort of ritual by the ELCA. That is what the Unity Church is for.
Do not partake of wine from a communal cup as we have learned that homosexuals carry many diseases as a result of their sex practices that may infect other congregants.
Lord Jesus did not condemn your homosexual relationship. The Old Testament which he fulfilled, already did that.
We do not condemn you. We condemn your homosexual activities. Accept them as sinful, and let's talk.
Seeya,
Bishop Rhinehart
"Please do not ask us to celebrate your mental illness. If you are willing to change, we can refer you to kind, loving Godly counselors who have had a very high success rate and even when not successful in counseling same-sex attractants into normal heterosexuality have, at least, counseled them into embracing celibacy, which is a good option that can also lead to a long and happy life rather than the dead-end depression, sexually transmitted diseases and even suicide where homosexuality eventually leads."