[rwa265]

Every day I pray a sincere act of contrition:

Oh, my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee. And I detest all of my sins because of Thy just punishments. But most of all because they offend Thee, oh my God, who are all good and worthy of all my love. I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to sin no more and to avoid the near occasion of sins. Amen

[Resettozero]

Every day I pray a sincere act of contrition: Oh, my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee. And I detest all of my sins because of Thy just punishments. But most of all because they offend Thee, oh my God, who are all good and worthy of all my love. I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to sin no more and to avoid the near occasion of sins. Amen.

(This prayer only works if you cross yourself, beat your breast repeatedly, loudly pray it so God can hear you, and then you must publish it for EVERYONE to see on the Internet.)