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To: Gamecock
Prosperity Gospel Apologists: Your thoughts?

My Dear Brother,
This is theological child's play. Follow along:
Works are not necessary for Salvation,
Grace is necessary for Salvation, but, that's BUT I say,
Work is necessary to spread the Word of Grace throughout the world,
The World be a big place,
So, as night follows day, one needs a
Plane to get around the world and get that work done!
When The Reverend Creflo Dollar says, "Stop sitting on your wallet and send me 3 hundo for a new plane, do it.
If you don't, you are preventing souls from receiving the Word of Grace and, BTW, could be endangering your own Salvation!
Besides, God has told The Reverend Creflo Dollar and many another Prosperity Gospel Preacher, that the more you give him, the more HE (The Big Guy) will get into your bank account on Earth, and get you to Heaven besides.
You going to risk that for a crummy $300? For $300? Bad Bargain.
Send that money today!

But wait, perhaps you are not a Christian but a Muslim? Somewhat the same explanation: Allah The All Wise and Merciful says you must support the jihad of another. Or else. (Please note that The Reverend Creflo Dollar does not recommend killing those who remain willfully ignorant of his Word.)

Go now and spread the Word of The Reverend Creflo Dollar throughout South Carolina. PayPal OK!

17 posted on 03/14/2015 6:31:32 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Obama kept his promises. Has your Republican Congressman done the same?)
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To: Kenny Bunk

Just think what Jesus could have accomplished if he had a jet instead of a donkey!


22 posted on 03/14/2015 6:18:45 PM PDT by Gamecock (Joel Osteen is a minister of the Gospel like Colonel Sanders is an Infantry officer.)
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