I can bake you a cake but I cannot decorate it the way you wish, for I feel that would put me in a position of helping you celebrate enjoying conjigal relations without being commited to one another in marriage, and it is my understaning that in the eyes of a loveing God, that sin... but I do love you guys and I’m praying that you decide to tie the knot... and if you do decide to get married, I’ll do your cake for free.
Danget, was that a trick question?