[Teotwawki]

I was kayaking from Angel Island to the Golden Gate bridge when I spotted some trash in the water so I picked it up and put it under the sling on my kayak. When we made the shore I saw that it was a zippered canvas bag about the size of a lunch box. Inside was a collection of gay porn lifestyle artifacts, a small amount of drugs and a journal. From the journal it was obvious that some repentant homosexual was trying to give up the lifestyle and had thrown this off the bridge, probably within only an hour or two before I came along.

Also inside was a gay video store membership card with his name on it. Mischievously, I thought I could look up his address and leave the bag back on his doorstep, perhaps even getting it there even before he returned from his errands. At the very least he would have discovered it when he next left his house. Wouldn't that freak someone out? Kind of a Twilight Zone moment. But I do believe in the power of repentance and redemption so I didn't really want to mess with his head that bad.

[miss marmelstein]

That would not have been nice. Thank God your better angel got the better of you.

[CatherineofAragon]

Yes, it might have really freaked him out, to the point of giving in and allowing the lifestyle to swallow him up. Then you would have had to stand before Jesus and share in the blame.

I’m glad you didn’t do it.