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To: marshmallow

My wife said I could have a roll in the hay with a hot 30 something if........

If a hot 30 yo came on to me completely on her own and *offered* sex with no encouragement from me.

So, to recap my wife’s generosity (har har), if I am in line at Kroger and a foxy young woman comes up to me and whispers in my ear, “come home with me and I will ball your brains out”, I am allowed to accept.

Pretty sure that’s never going to happen. LOL


9 posted on 05/28/2015 11:57:32 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there....)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

Me and my wife have an arrangement

I’m only allowed to have an affair with Kate Upton and she is only allowed to have one with Jason Statham.

Other than that, we are stuck with each other


22 posted on 05/28/2015 12:18:37 PM PDT by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

“Pretty sure that’s never going to happen. LOL”

Hey, never say never. For example, if you were to rent a Lamborghini and go cruising in that, it might be a possibility.


33 posted on 05/28/2015 2:23:45 PM PDT by Boogieman
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