[Petrosius]

It’s staggering how so many Catholics think sex between a husband and wife is dirty and sinful.

And where did you get such an absurd idea? Cannot attack the real Catholic Church so you have to make one up that you can?

[asyouwish]

I think it is more than an “absurd idea”. It’s an untruth.

[Elsie]

And where did you get such an absurd idea?

Joseph:  Mary; are you asleep?

Mary: You bozo; you KNOW I have to do my prayers.

 

Joseph:  I was just wondering if....

Mary: You hornytoad;  you KNOW I have had this HEADACHE for nigh unto these 12 years or so!

 

Joseph:  A fella can HOPE eternally; can't he?

Mary: Hope all you want; you ain't gettin' it:   I HAVE to remain a VIRGIN for my FOLLOWERS!!

 

Joseph:  What 'followers'?

Mary: The ones who will be bombarding me forEVER with their heartfelt requests!!!

 

Joseph:  I may as well be dead...

Mary: What did you just mumble?  I ain't DEAD; just FRIGID.  Now roll OVER and go to sleep. 

 

 

 

 

Mary: Son? are  You listening??   I've got a bunch more good, Catholic prayers for you to deal with.  Ready?