I’m officially stealing that phrase to use with my kids!
This thread reminds me of conversations in my five-teenager household.
“Who, me? I never did that!”
“What does that mean, exactly? But what about hair-splitting exceptions X, Y, and Z?”
“He did it first!”
“Why does he get to ...?”
“You always loved Tom best!”
“I’m going to move out!”
(”Write when you find work.”)