[humblegunner]

As the disciple Peter admonished us, "Be ye aware of the government stooge, above all, the Rapture-denying government stooge, for they are the stinging nettle in a bed of the flowers of God our Father."

You are the victim of a flawed Greek translation.

In reality:

"Peter shouted rudely, Pay Attention to what I'm saying.
Don't get ruptured or fall in a briar patch. My dad said so".

Wearing shoes in the outdoors is also a theme much lost.
Peter was kind of a safety guy.

[editor-surveyor]

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>> “Peter was kind of a safety guy.” <<

Yes, of course he was!

He never pointed a loaded sword at the ear of a centurion.
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