Will you, in preparation, wear your tennis shoes during your "season"?
No, I don’t know the day or the hour. It can be either September 23, 2017 or September 24, 2017, and any hour within those two days. So that meets the prophecy criteria of not knowing the day or the hour, while still knowing the season.
Now, you can think that this is a crock, and you may have 14 months to change your mind about it, but please make sure you have extra oil, holy spirit, for you lamp, so you won’t be caught without it when the Bridegroom returns.
Will you, in preparation, wear your tennis shoes during your "season"?
Will you promise that you’ll stop posting on Catholic threads on September 25, 2017, after being proved wrong?