Thanks. Occasionally people miss their “calling”. IMHO, someone THAT skillful at twisting and looping should be making pretzels.
I would laugh, but you don’t know the half of it. Catholics don’t even believe Mary gave birth. Rather, they believe she was pregnant one minute, and the next minute the baby Jesus poofed into the air in front of her. No labor, no pain, no delivery; just a sudden dematerialization from the womb along with a simultaneous materialization in the air.
In anyone can find that account of Jesus’ birth in the Bible, they need glasses bad.