I am donating my body to a medical school and my cremated remains will be buried later. Better to use my corpse to train doctors than to just bury it at considerable expense to my family.
Dude, you need to have a willing accomplice put one of those quarter sized insanity formenting chips in the roof of your mouth so when the students break the skin something like a faint “Ahhhh.... It Huuuurrrtttsss” issues from you! ARF!