[marshmallow]

But it DOES say something about Mormons; thus MORMONism, thus false teachings about Christ

Yeah and Mormons are based in Salt Lake City and so are the Utah Jazz for whom Karl Malone played, so let's talk about the 1998 NBA Finals and how Malone stacked up against Jordan.

[Elsie]

...let's talk about the 1998 NBA Finals and how Malone stacked up against Jordan.

You wanna talk about grown men running around and getting all sweaty?

OK then; you start.