Well, as William Jefferson Clinton once stated on national television [paraphrased] “it really depends on the definition of what is is...” he was referring to oral sex and the definition of sex in that context. Hillary sat dutifully next to Willy nodding her noggin in mock acceptance.
For some odd reason Willie Jeff didn’t agree that oral sex was sex at all... In all probability, and I jest here, he was trying to wiggle out of a tight spot. I’m not sure if the Moussad operative Lewinsky had presented the blue dress for evidence at this point. Perhaps not but when she did l and the trophy was analyzed, BAM!
Preposterous as it might seem, Klintoon might have actually reconciled that oral sex was just akin to a peck on the cheek, and he actually thought people were going to buy into his warped sense of reason, which is the weirdest part of it all.
The human mind, or rather the debauched human mind appears to find certain perversions acceptable which are well outside of social norms. Carnality abounds. It is indeed a sad commentary.
I think Dillbo spent far more time trying to wiggle into tight spots than out of them.