...It may turn out that the text of the Quran is little more than a hastily gathered collection of unrelated texts put together after Muhammad’s death....
-Big Mo was illiterate and could not write any notes.
-Big Mo’s last “revelation” was written down and placed under a pillow. Big Mo then croaked. Sadly, a sheep ate that scrap of paper.
-Years after Big Mo died, folks far and wide committed to memory Big Mo’s revelations. Sadly, a certain battle went badly for the mooselimbs, and most of those memorizers were wiped out. To prevent conflict and arguement, four guys got together to create the final version of the Koran, them burned all the remaining scraps of paper.
Summary at the six minute mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91AM7665cbo
“Sadly, a sheep ate that scrap of paper.”
That explains why muslims have been poking around in sheep’s anuses for centuries, they are trying to get that scrap back!