Fedophiles, like you, --- have a lot of crazy uncles they would like to keep locked up.
Aw, Tom, don't be mad. I know that I don't believe that illegal drugs should be legalized, but I still like you as a person. Honest. May I adopt you? How about sending you some money? I know that drugs are expensive.
Instant Ideologuese-to-English translation service:
"Us moral-liberal ideologues equate conservative values with child-rape, and thereby trivialize the latter while denigrating the former."