[Cap'n Crunch]

I wish I'd write down things I've heard catholics say, here's a few I've heard off the top of my head.

"I think women should be priests"

Ever notice how empty the church is at confession time? "I ain't telling no man my sins"

"I don't care what they say, I'm using birth control pills anyway"

"I don't believe everything the catholic church teaches"

I see the writers point, I don't think he's trying to hide the scandal, I think he's trying to remind some of us what were doing.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Oh, can't recall how many times I've heard "I think the church is wrong on abortion" and vote for the pro-abortion candidate.

[Salvation]

Or this one.

The Catholic church is all about rules and fear. I don't buy that stuff.