[Romulus]

they did send pedopriests to these centers for repair, or cures.

Or laundering. Thanks for the ping.

Didja catch Cardinal Keeler on last week's "Meet the Press"? We're on the road to recovery, he explained, because we now have better "procedures" in place.

This is why captains who run their vessels aground are relieved of their commands: not only pour encourager les autres, but more fundamentally, because they're incompetent.

[Romulus]

Correction. NOT Cardinal Keeler, but Cardinal McCarrick, who sought to put us at ease, thus: "And it won't happen again. I can't see how it could happen again, you know, because the procedures are right there."

Feel better?