[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

How many Preterist does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they changed it back in A D 70. :)

BigMack

[the808bass]

How many Preterist does it take to change a light bulb? None, they changed it back in A D 70. :)

I liked this one, Mack.

[Jael]

Number 11, VERY good!!!

[malakhi]

Q: How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 30. One to change the bulb & 29 to discuss it and give contradictory advice to the person changing the bulb.


Q: How many congregants does it take to change a light bulb in a synagogue?

A: CHANGE? You vant we should CHANGE the light bulb? My grandmother donated that light bulb!!!


Q: How many Messianic "jews" does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They will borrow their neighbor's old bulb, rename it "yeshuvalit" and try to convince everyone else that it's really a new bulb.


Q: How many Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, but it must have The Rebbe's supervision.

[malakhi]

Q. How many people does it take to change a light bulb for one Jewish mother?

A. None. "Don't worry about your mother. You go have a good time. I'll just sit here in the dark, again. Alone."