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Oh, gosh! But they're special and gentle and wonderful and liberal and modernist and disobedient and sneaky and obstinate and disordered and sick and dangerous...

OH, Wait! Ahem. And preferable and better and chaste and safe for children and pets and...

Oh, Wait, that's pesticides! Oh, well. What's the difference? It's poison either way. And a recent study shows that nine out of ten ordained apostates prefer deadly poison for the children of God.

Man! Who can disagree with that testimonial? We better go with the poison. Bottomth up, fellath! Bring in thothe little boyth. Yeah, jutht pack 'em in here.