Well then, as a white person, I just want to go on record as saying how absolutely terrified of you I truly am, your being so wild-eyed, fanatical, and all that. In fact, I'm jittery just being on this thread with you.
So please, don't make any sudden moves.
(Good morning, Chad "Look at them bushes over there... and there's a wild injun behind every one..." Fairbanks. It's great to see you.)
(A/M, should there be any doubt, I am SO joking.)