Posted on 09/16/2001 7:42:28 PM PDT by doug from upland
It is finally refreshing to have a real Commander in Chief, one the troops can respect. You can rest assured, that this Commander in Chief is not doing the following:
1 - He is not on an unsecured phone at 2:00 AM having phone sex with a government employee about the age of his daughter.
2 - He is not meeting with White House counsel to arrange a task list and 72 taxpayer-funded attorneys to cover up his crimes.
3 - He is not assaulting a woman in the Oval Office who has come begging for a job as her life is falling apart.
4 - He is not making a deal with a bastard traitor from a technology company who will give him 900K so that he does not get indicted by John Ashcroft.
5 - He is not planning on how and where to dump the body of a boyhood friend.
6 - He is not constantly running to his sink.
7 - He is not putting pressure on people to commit perjury.
8 - He is not having his attorney prepare an argument that, as Commander in Chief, he is on active duty and cannot be sued because of the Soldiers and Sailors Civil Relief Act of 1941.
9 - He is not ignoring the pleas of Rangers in a firefight who are about to be killed and have their bodies dragged through the streets.
10 - He is not planning to bomb an aspirin factory because a cow is getting set to testify about him.
11 - He is not having his henchmen kill a cat and threaten the lives of the children of a witness.
12 - He is not playing cigar games while world leaders wait in the Rose Garden.
13 - He is not convincing his personal secretary to perjure herself.
14 - He is not writing a letter of deceit to a survivor of the Bataan Death March.
15 - He is not sexually assaulting a woman he just met at a pub.
16 - He is not pointing his finger at us and lying.
17 - He is not having his wife appear with perky Katie Couric to create a fantasy about a vast conspiracy out to get him.
18 - He is not helping his wife hide documents on the third floor reading room in the White House.
19 - He is not playing games with a young government employee in the Oval Office and staining the Great Seal.
20 - He is not arranging to give a crazed stalker a top secret clearance and brand new job at the Pentagon.
21 - He is not negotiating on a phone with a member of the House Appropriations Committee about money for troops while he is being serviced by a young woman under his desk.
22 - He is not inviting the Russian Mafia or Chinese arms dealers as honored guests to the White House.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in eight years we have a real Commander in Chief. We have a Commander in Chief who does not loathe those who fight for this nation. We have a Commander in Chief who has the respect of the troops. This Commander in Chief will be working to protect and defend this great nation, not protect his and his wife's ample posterior from being indicted and thrown into the slammer.
My son-in-law is on the USS ENTERPRISE right now. I feel that his Commander in Chief respects him, will wage a war to win, cares for his safety, and appreciates his service.
God Bless this Commander in Chief.
LOL!!
...and will contemplate any action that puts your son-in-law in harm's way as if he were putting his own child in that path -- another thing x42 would have neither the brains nor the patience nor the humanity to contemplate.
Without question
We've all been trying to undo 1992 to 2000; it takes some effort. :^)
Wasn't that the decidedly non-perky Matt Lauer?
The fact that he refused to challenge her by asking "Okay, who is in this conspiracy? Name some names. If you can't name any names, why should we believe there's a conspiracy?"
If she had named them, there would have been reverse McCarthyism charges that would have stuck, not to mention intense ridicule (what, a conspiracy made your husband allow an intern to "service" him?). If she had been silent or had said "we all know who they are," I as the interviewer would have forced her to name names or look like an ass.
Of course, I'm not a lapdog, which explains why I'm not on the left-wing propaganda machine otherwise known as The Today Show.
/john
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