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Who Would YOU Send to Get Bin Laden (vanity): Thread 2
9/18/01

Posted on 09/18/2001 8:04:16 PM PDT by rintense

Ok, it's time for a break and to have some fun.

This morning while driving to work, I had the thought, 'if I could send anyone from the United States, a real person or fictional character, to go get Osama Bin Laden, who would it be?'

So... based on the following criteria:

1. It can be a real person, or a ficitonal character.
2. It can be male, female, canine, feline... but no robots or cyborgs.
3. They must be / have been American...

Who would you send?


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1 posted on 09/18/2001 8:04:16 PM PDT by rintense
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To: rintense
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2 posted on 09/18/2001 8:06:35 PM PDT by 2ndMostConservativeBrdMember
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To: rintense
Eminem.
3 posted on 09/18/2001 8:07:14 PM PDT by Satadru
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To: rintense
This is so easy.......either Baba WaWa....couldn't you just picture BaBa and Osama walking side by side through his lovely desert hideaway, both in matching cashmere sweaters..."So Osama, what type of tree would you be?" Or Babs..........I could just see Osama surrendering to the US rather than listen to that witch belt out another song... How about both?
4 posted on 09/18/2001 8:09:10 PM PDT by watsonfellow
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To: rintense
Clark Kent: no-holds-barred, no silly compunction against killing.
5 posted on 09/18/2001 8:12:06 PM PDT by AngrySpud
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To: rintense
Al Gore with his lockbox and his faithful companion LIEberman who loud whines would force usama into the LOCK BOX!
6 posted on 09/18/2001 8:12:14 PM PDT by linn37
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To: rintense
YORK, ALVIN C.

Rank and organization: Corporal, U.S. Army, Company G, 328th Infantry, 82d Division. Place and date: Near Chatel-Chehery, France, 8 October 1918. Entered service at: Pall Mall, Tenn. Born: 13 December 1887, Fentress County, Tenn. G.O. No.: 59, W.D., 1919. Citation: After his platoon had suffered heavy casualties and 3 other noncommissioned officers had become casualties, Cpl. York assumed command. Fearlessly leading 7 men, he charged with great daring a machinegun nest which was pouring deadly and incessant fire upon his platoon. In this heroic feat the machinegun nest was taken, together with 4 officers and 128 men and several guns.

 

And if you have never seen the black and white movie Sgt. York, do so ASAP.  One of my all-time favorite movies.

 

If you would like to see more of America's Medal of Honor heroes, here is the url. Medal of Honor recipients

7 posted on 09/18/2001 8:13:12 PM PDT by FatherTorque
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To: watsonfellow
Slim Pickens in the '60s Peter Sellers film "Dr. Strangelove" riding the H-bomb dowwwwn like a good cowboy (!),

straddling the bomb and waiving his hat and "ye-hawwing"! all the way,

( --- over Russia, it was, in the 1960s classic film satire on nuclear war.)

8 posted on 09/18/2001 8:14:52 PM PDT by FReethesheeples
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To: rintense
I would fly over and drop Michael Moore on him.
9 posted on 09/18/2001 8:14:55 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: rintense
The Roadrunner is already really fast in deserts and he can avoid any acme trap.
10 posted on 09/18/2001 8:15:27 PM PDT by Media2Powerful
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To: rintense
Ones I haven't mentioned in other threads.

1. Stone Cold Steve Austin
2. Ted Nugent
3. Tango and Cash
4. The guy in Full Metal Jacket that yells "GET SOME. GET SOME!"
5. Lenoard Lawrence from Full Metal Jacker - "Private Pyle"
6. Tom Berenger's character from Platoon
7. Robert E Lee and StoneWall Jackson
8. Joe Pesci's characters from Goodfella and Casino.
9. Benjamin Martin "The Ghost"
10. William Wallace.

11 posted on 09/18/2001 8:16:02 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan
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To: rintense
Porky Pig, make them eat bacon and go to hell.

"That's all folks".


12 posted on 09/18/2001 8:17:11 PM PDT by GHCubana
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To: rintense
Porky Pig.
13 posted on 09/18/2001 8:20:13 PM PDT by ancient_geezer
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To: Dan from Michigan
Carlos the jackel,,give him a pardon after he does the job. And the damned fine Texas Rangers with a few boys from Louisiana and Mississippi. How about one of John Gotti's boys? And that guy on the sopranoes who does bad jobs for Tony,,the one who scared the crap out of Gloria? And the ever popular James Bond,, Or skip all of that and send me and a few of my girlfriends after we go off our estrogen.
14 posted on 09/18/2001 8:20:24 PM PDT by cajungirl
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To: rintense
Um, how about Charles Manson, Ted Kazinsky (I know I spelled that wrong), Jeffrey Dahmer, and others like that. They'd knock 'em off pretty quickly and are their psychological equal.
15 posted on 09/18/2001 8:21:19 PM PDT by Media2Powerful
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To: StoneColdGOP
RE from Thread one.

I know the "Get Some guy" is that guy in the chopper, and I think he's the guy that pushes the black guy away to cut in line for the prostitute.

I don't know his code name.

16 posted on 09/18/2001 8:22:46 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan
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To: Dan from Michigan
Center off?
17 posted on 09/18/2001 8:23:23 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan
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To: Media2Powerful
Send McVeigh.
18 posted on 09/18/2001 8:24:11 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan
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To: rintense
I'd elect not to send anyone except myself. I'm an old Wisconsin farm boy, former Marine, and an expert with an M-14, M-16 and .45 Colt. If I could do this great nation of ours the service of capping that bastard, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Gratis. Semper Fi
19 posted on 09/18/2001 8:26:34 PM PDT by Howie66
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To: Dan from Michigan
</marquee up></marquee up></marquee up></marquee up> Better?
20 posted on 09/18/2001 8:26:49 PM PDT by Luis Gonzalez
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