LOL

"Can Osama come out and play?"

"Osama's bin a bad boy, so he can't come out right now. He's in time out, down in his bunker."
--Osama's mama (who wears army boots), Yomama bin Laden

"Osaaaaama...come out and plaaaayyaaaaayyyy."

Osama, you ain't hijackin' these babies!

Aaaaww, aren't they cute?!

Well, while we about it........

I had a good photo of the B2 Stealth emailed to me today - very funny text message to bin Laden added - but it has profanity in it so I won't post it here - if you want to see it though - you can click here

The next act already has a song. You'll remember the tune from "The Wizard of Oz:"

Ding dong, Osmam's dead
Which bad man, the wicked man,
Ding dong the wicked man is dead.

Wake up you sleepy head,
Rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the wicked man is dead, etc. [Envision dancing dwarves and yellow bricks and Judy Garland, sober and with pigtails.]

The (More er Less) Honorable Billybob,
cyberCongressman from Western Carolina

Click here for Billybob's latest, "The Engineering (and Law) of War." The next will be, "Bush is DEAD Wrong on One Critical Point.

Click here and go to "ALCU Watch" for a detailed legal discussion of how the US declares war, both historically and in this instance.

Felicity, who has an eidetic memory, added another verse. It fits so well, here it is:

He's gone where the goblins go,
Below, below, below, yo ho,
Let's open up and sing,
And ring the bells out,
Ding dong the merry-o,
Sing it high, sing it low,
Let them know, the bad Osama's dead."

Congressman Billybob

"Can Osama come out and play?"

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!!

. . . he's a very naughty boy!!!

He's a little terror, I tell you.