Hope you all enjoy it!

Then launch missiles that can home in on their screaming.

Bravo! I love this line.

Glad you liked it. Did anyone else see this?

ROFLMAO!!!

Velly good! First Class Poetry! This deserves a bumparooni. I hope you don't have to add some new stanzas, to wit:

Hello Mudda!
Hello Fadda!
Well we captured
Mad Osama

Now we gotta
Have a trial
And they say we won't be thru for quite a while

Oh we really
Should have hung him
Cause his lawyers,
they just sprung him

Things are surely
Out of handa
All because we didn't read him his Miranda.

Ooh! Ouch! I do believe that would mark the official opening of lawyer season. Two bucks and a doe per hunter, taking too many gets a fine of $10 per violation.

Of course, the problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't find them funny, and the rest of us don't think they're jokes.

Well, with luck I will be a bannister in a few months. Passed the bar but have to take the durn ethics test. Most lawyers do laugh at teh jokes. I did 2 posts several days ago on what the problems would be if Osam caught alive. I don't see a happy ending there. I like your ending much better. Massive destruction. No bodies. No evidence. No Osama.

Bump for a fun thread!

Anyone know the lyrics from the original "Camp Granada?"

Didn't want to fight some dumb war,
Since we're in it, let's run up the score!
To the victor goes the spoils,
Might as well stick around and keep all the oil!

I LOVE IT!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

CAMP GRENADA
(Alan Sherman)

Hello muddah, hello faddah
Here I am at Camp Granada
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.

I went hiking with Joe Spivy
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.

All the counselors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

How I don't want this should scare ya
But my bunkmate has malaria
You remember Jeffrey Hardy
They're about to organize a searching party.

Take me home, oh muddah, faddah
Take me home, I hate Granada
Don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home I promise I will not make noise
Or mess the house with other boys.
Oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day.

Dearest faddah, darling muddah,
How's my precious little bruddah
Let me come home, if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing.
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing
Playing baseball, gee that's better
Muddah, faddah kindly disregard this letter.

Here's an older one, from back when Bush I was in office:

Hello mullah, hello Fatah,
Here I am at Intifada,
Take this message to my bosses
Go tell Israel we're quitting this peace process!

I was hoping I could take you
News of major Mideast breakthrough,
But we're hardly even able
To agree on shape of Mideast conference table.

I said, "Swine! That book you throw is a lot like mine,
Tomorrow I'll go on Night-line,
Where you are gonna hear, Samir,
Get hit with some shiiiiii-i-i-i-te."(Long, drawn out, sounds kinda like a prayer call from a minaret)

They said "Dogface! How is Yasser?"
I said "Slimeball! Give us Gaza!"
They said "Beebrain, stop your squawking."
Mr. Baker said, "It's so nice that you're talking!"

-Lyrics by the Capitol Steps, copyright 1992.

Certe'- From a Dead Terrorist:

Hey Osama!
At your urgins'
I bombed New York
But there's no virgins!

There's no girl here
Like what we know
But I think I caught a glimpse of Janet Reno!

I expected
A svelte posie
Not some gal who
Look like Rosie!

I'm so sorry.
I'm repentin'
Oh Great Allah! They just sent in H R Clinton!