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Does my "Wonderbum" look big in this?
Reuters ^
| 10-10-2001
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Posted on 10/10/2001 2:57:27 PM PDT by gmik
LONDON (Reuters) - First came the Wonderbra.
Now comes the Wonderbum -- a new product that "lifts, separates and shapes" the parts other tights just don't reach.
The product promises "a perfectly peachy, pert bottom," according to makers DuPont Lycra, which unveiled the uplifting new "technology" at a hosiery show on Wednesday.
"Let's face it, this is what women everywhere want," said a company spokeswoman. "Women would no longer need to turn to the surgeon's knife to achieve that pert look."
The only snag?
There are currently only two pairs in existence -- DuPont says the wobbly majority must wait until the end of 2002 before Wonderbum hits the stores.
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posted on
10/10/2001 2:57:27 PM PDT
by
gmik
To: gmik
You've been away all this time and this is the post you return with?
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posted on
10/10/2001 3:02:15 PM PDT
by
untenured
To: gmik
I can't imagine this being a big seller. Most women don't need any help making their a$$e$ any bigger.
No flames - I'm one of them!
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posted on
10/10/2001 3:04:41 PM PDT
by
Aerohawk
To: untenured
I suspect the bird in the picture really has no need of such a thing.
For everyone else: "It's not the dress that makes you look fat, honey. It's your big fat ass."
To: Aerohawk
I like a nice healthy butt.
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posted on
10/10/2001 3:08:24 PM PDT
by
Jacvin
To: Aerohawk
LOL!!!!! Yep, you're right.
sw
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posted on
10/10/2001 3:08:38 PM PDT
by
spectre
To: gmik
that pic is a spiritual experience...very "uplifting".....but I think a lot of users of the Wonderbra & Wonderbum are going to INSIST on undressing with the lights off.....permanently..
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posted on
10/10/2001 3:09:58 PM PDT
by
ken5050
To: gmik
Doesn't Frederick's of Hollywood make something like this?
8
posted on
10/10/2001 3:11:19 PM PDT
by
geaux
To: gmik
I was just thinking of the "wonderbum" marks this'd leave. I can see the ad campaign now:
"For the woman who wants a butt-ring like her husband's, only without having to read on the pot for an hour!"
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posted on
10/10/2001 3:11:45 PM PDT
by
r9etb
To: ken5050
That is what I was thinking Ken - imagine your beautiful "signicant other" with her "perky" top, and nicely "rounded" bottom..... then off come the undergarments and everything hits the floor!
Do you think the guy could sue for "false advertising"?
To: Honesty is the best policy?
I am so against products like this and the wonderbra. They clearly violate truth-in-advertising laws.
To: gmik
It will never save Hillary's **s.
12
posted on
10/10/2001 3:29:50 PM PDT
by
Cicero
To: gmik;ALL
Englishmen like bums. I don't know why, but that is that's nation's males' fixation.
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Don't know about sueing....but there's bound to be some akward conversation later on....
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posted on
10/10/2001 3:36:36 PM PDT
by
ken5050
To: gmik
I heard Vette owners are anxiously awaiting the WonderJock.
To: gmik
There will always be an England. Always. Forever.
To: chookter
For everyone else: "It's not the dress that makes you look fat, honey. It's your big fat ass." HEY Watch it buddy! I resemble that remark!!
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posted on
10/10/2001 3:40:25 PM PDT
by
SuziQ
To: r9etb
Well, that was a lot more information than*I* needed.
Not to mention the mental image...
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posted on
10/10/2001 3:43:37 PM PDT
by
PLMerite
To: SuziQ
Going into self protective whine:
"You're not fat, honey, there's just more of you to love..."
To: chookter
Sadly, there are some whose bum shall never benefit from the use of this device.....
Oh, the Humanity.......
Be Seeing You,
Chris
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posted on
10/10/2001 3:56:12 PM PDT
by
section9
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