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Fall Lineup - ABC (Afghan Broadcasting)
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| 10/12/01
Posted on 10/12/2001 10:37:05 AM PDT by kahoutek
AFGAN BROADCASTING COMPANY
In conjunction with the All Terrorist Network
Presents the Exciting Afghanistan Television Fall Line Up
MONDAYS:
7:30 - "I Dream of Fatima"
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
TUESDAYS:
7:30 - "I Love Sheep"
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
WEDNESDAYS:
7:30 - "Talibantubbies"
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 -"Veilwatch"
THURSDAYS:
7:30 - "Hanging With Mr. Hijacker"
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"
FRIDAYS:
7:30 - "This Old Tent"
8:00 - Movie of the Week "Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves"
8:30 - "Khalid and his Camel"
9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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posted on
10/12/2001 10:37:06 AM PDT
by
kahoutek
To: kahoutek
Hysterical!
But you forgot the Saturday Night Movie: "Citizen Caned"
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posted on
10/12/2001 11:01:35 AM PDT
by
Frumanchu
To: kahoutek
You forgot this one: "The CBS Evening News With Dan Rather" that was on the original Garage Logic list (www.garagelogic.com)
To: Frumanchu
Good one!
To: kahoutek
Monday 6:30 PST Monday Night Stonings Wed (check for local listings) The Abdullah Springer Show (Husbands talk about how they have lost the urge after throwing acid in their wives faces)
To: kahoutek
Mid-season Replacements:
"SMILE, You're on Targeting Camera!"
"F-15 Eagles Greatest Hits"
"This Old Hovel"
"The Last Days of Our Lives"
"The Flintstones - starring Kabul Rubble"
"Politicaly Incorrect" (exactly the same as over here)
"My mother the camel"
"Touched By An Infidel"
"You Bet Your Wife"
"Osama, Afgan Ranger"
“Survivor: Afghanistan”
“Whose Mine is this Anyway?”
“Who Wants to be a 72 Virginaire?”
“Firing Line”
"Everybody loves Radiation"
"That 70 virgins show"
"Unhappy Days"
"America's Most Wanted"
"The B-52's Live and in Concert"
"CBS Evening News with Al Has Bin Rather"
"60 Minutes-over Kabul”
“Monday Night Executions”
“Uncle Mullah Omar’s Neighborhood”
“The Iraqi Duck and Yosemite Saddam Show”
"As The Warhead Turns"
"The Young and the Headless"
"Guiding Laser Light"
This show has "bombed": "Once And Again"
"Mine-Feld"
"S*M*A*S*H"
"The Painful Education of Max bin Laden"
"Judging Amy To Death"
"Third Air Raid Watch"
"In Jeopardy"
"U.S.A.F. Smackdown"
"The Amazing Race For Cover"
"That's Life (and Death)"
"The X-Terminate Files"
"Mohamed In The Middle"
"Grounded For Good"
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