Posted on 10/15/2001 10:46:06 AM PDT by Kaslin
The Cajuns done declared war.......
The Cajuns heard that Saddam Hussein was going to help Osama bin Laden and they decided This is WAR!!
Saddam Hussein was sitting in his bunker when his telephone rang.
"Hallo! Mr. Hussein," a heavily accented voice said. "This is Boudreaux down at the Fred's lounge in Mamou, Looziannah. I'm callin' to told you we be officially declarin' war on you!"
"Well, Boudreaux, Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
"Rat now," said Boudreaux, (hesitating) "there is me, my cousin Thibedeaux, my nex door neighbor Justain, and the whole bunch from the bar. That makes us eight!"
Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Boudreaux, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Woo-eee!" said Boudreaux. "I gots to call you back later!"
Sure enough, the next day, Boudreaux called again. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We got us some war equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Boudreaux?" Saddam asked.
"Well, we got us two combines, a dozer, and a farm tractor."
Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Boudreaux, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I' ve increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."
"E-yiee!" said Boudreaux. "I gots to get back to you later."
Sure enough, Boudreaux rang again the next day "Mr. Hussein, da war still be on! We got ourselves some airborne! We've took Marcell's utra-light glider an we put us a shotgun in the cockpit, and Hebert gots out of jail today and he is gonna join our army too!"
Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Boudreaux, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Ah-yie-yie!", screams Boudreaux, "I gots ta call you back later."
Sure enough, Boudreaux calls again the next day. "Bon jour, Sad-damn! I so sorry I gots to toll you we is callin' off dis war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said Boudreaux, we all had a long talk at the bar and Sheriff Broussard he say no way he's gonna feed no two million prisoners."
You might want to consider changing the "I got's to tell you" to "Meh (may) you know"
Coon Ass Ping.
Mais, come see dis!
Boudreaux worked hard for his candidate in the Justice of the Peace election. He was very surprised to find himself later brought into court.“May, how come ya arrest me?” inquired Boudreaux .
“You are charged with voting seven times,” the judge said sternly.
“Charged!” exclaimed Boudreaux. “Ah taut ah wuz getting’ paid, me!”
Thanks for the flag. I needed a good laugh today.
It might be worthwhile to create a leaflet with the Louisiana Fish & Game logo on it, declaring hunting season on Afghanis to be officially *closed*. Distribute said leaflets throughout south Louisiana, being certain to place some in every bar, bait shop, sporting goods store and quickie-mart. Within weeks, the Cajuns would poach every last one of 'em! ;^)
If you hear a Cajun yell, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" stay out of his way. These are likely the last words he will ever say.
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