"posing as dumb" = journalist, no doubt

Are they really sure he's just posing?

}:-)4

I have long wished we could arrest people for being dumb as well.

"Ahmedullah said that he looks either American or British by his appearance."

Sounds like racial profiling to me...maybe this will raise the liberal dander...oops, forgot, Caucasian isn't a race.

How dumb of me...

"posing as dumb"=any liberal

If he was dumb, how could he be differentiated from the Taliban? I don't understand...

I'll bet it's Neil Sedaka. He hasn't been heard from lately.

But where is the Captain from The Captain and Tenille?

I'll betcha it's one of those two guys, for sure.

Now which of the two will the US media concentrate upon:

1) The Taliban abuse of children, women, handicapped people, ...

or 2) a single bomb (<0.0001%) that hit a building where anthrax was made
and where troops were hiding with military equipment
which was slickly capped with a red cross above it (rather than a red crescent).

"We pick number two, and assure you that Peter Jennings agrees, too."

"My name is william j.clinton and ill only talk if you give me 72 virgins"

where troops were hiding with military equipment

Any proof of that?

""My name is william j.clinton and ill only talk if you give me 72 virgins"

"I'm sorry Sir, you do not measure up to the task at hand."

I'll bet it's Neil Sedaka

Dude, you're onto something again! Listen to the intro to "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do":

"Dumb, doobie doo dumb dumb
Come-a, come-a
Dumb, doobie doo dumb dumb
Come-a, come-a
Dumb, doobie doo dumb dumb
Come-a, come-a
Dumb, doobie doo dumb"

But then on second thought, what do you think of Nervous Norvus?

We are trying to get some information from him, he said.

Poor, dumb guy. There may not be enough left of him to fill a dustpan by the time they get through "asking" questions.

He's been watching too many movies.

My foot's on the throttle and it's made of lead
But I'm a fast riding daddy with a real cool head
I am a gonna pass a truck on the hill ahead
( crash sound effects )
Transfusion transfusion
My red corpsuckles are in mass confusion
I'm never never never gonna speed again
Pour the crimson in me jimson

Hmmmmmm, could be.

" . . . a foreigner in Kunduz who was posing as unable to speak . . .looks either British or American . . ."

Harry Faversham, by any chance?

OH MY GOD, you are onto something. That very same Neil Sedaka song just popped into my head last week. Do you suppose it's some new terrorist weapon?? Perhaps we'll all start wandering aimlessly in the streets singing Barry Manilow songs......I'm scared!
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