Posted on 10/17/2001 7:22:47 PM PDT by randystone
1.) A former A&M student went to Harvard for graduate school. Strolling through Harvard yard on his first day, he approaches a typical Harvard student: tweed jacket, corduroy pants, smoking a pipe. The aggie approaches him and says: "Howdy, kin yew tell me whar thuh library's at?" The Harvard man replies haughtily, "You must be from A&M, we here at Harvard don't end sentences with a preposition”. The aggie thinks about this for an minute and then steps back up to the Harvard guy and says: “OK, kin yew tell me whar thuh library’s at, smartass?”
2.) One day after work an aggie was sitting on the subway, when he sees a kid next to him reading. The aggie asks the kid what is that he's reading. The kid replies, "It's for a class I'm taking called Deductive Reasoning." "Deductive Reasoning? What in the world is that?" says the aggie. The kid says, "Well let me give you an example. Do you have a lawnmower?" The aggie nods his head. The boy then says, "Since you have a lawn mower you probably have a lawn." The aggie says yes. So the boy continues and says, "Well since you have a lawn I bet you have a house." The aggie nods his head. The boy says, "Well if you have a house, I deduce you have kids." The aggie is amazed and says yes. "So, if you have kids, then you must have a wife," says the kid. "Exactly!" replies the aggie. And if you have a wife, then you're not gay, right? asks the kid. The aggie is amazed at what this kid did, so the next day he is talking to his neighbor, and asks him if he has a lawnmower. The neighbor answers, "No." So the aggie says, "Queer."
You know what? I'm a Red Raider, but I'd still rather have 10 Texas A&M's in my state rather than just one Berkley or Harvard.
Q: What's crunchy and crispy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: An Aggie Electrician (RIM SHOT)
but I'd still rather have 10 Texas A&M's in my a** rather than just one Berkley or Harvard . on my planet.
Hook 'em horns, and you aggies gig 'em good. Hell; let's get some of them OU boys in on this. If we can get them off the sheep. (sorry, but you it had to slip out Sooner or later...)
but life is stranger than fiction...the story of the aggie library -- the ags built a library only they forgot to take in to account the weight of the books -- so when the library was completed, it was ruled unfit b/c of the 'unexpected' load the books would create!
more recently, the son of a tu admin. official elected to come to TAMU (this was around 96 or so). reporters asked him why, if his dad was so high up on the tu totem pole, did he decide to come to a&m?? he replied that he had been around higher education most of his life and wanted a change. ;)
BTHO k state!!
WHOOP!!
GO HAWGS
rangdystone
You know what? Me, too.
Some Longhorns walking down the street in College Station saw an Aggie standing
on a manhole cover in the middle of the street jumping up real high
yelling THIRTY-SIX!. One Longhorn asked him what he was doing and the Aggie jumped
real high again and yelled THIRTY-SIX!. So the T'sipper asked him again and the Aggie
convinced him to try it, "it's fun!" he said.
So the T'sipper jumped and yelled thirty six.
The Aggie told him to jump HIGHER and yell LOUDER. The T'sipper jumped REAL high and said thirty-six.
The Aggie said he had to jump higher and yell LOUDER to enjoy the experience.
So the Longhorn jumped REAL HIGH and yelled REAL LOUD "THIRTY-SIX!".
At that moment, the Aggie YANKED the manhole cover out of the way, the Longhorn dropped into the sewer, and the
Aggie returned the cover to it's place and jumped from it yelling "THIRTY-SEVEN!".
Bartender asks, "Where'd you get him?"
Pig says, "Won him in a raffle!'
Hey! That's a Steve Spurrier joke, from when the library at Auburn really did have a fire during a Gator game a few years ago.
Then it better be more than a few years old. I first heard this joke
more than 30 years ago. :)
TIDE ROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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