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Kansas Woman Reports Bird Droppings on Car to Police Haz-Mat as 'Anthrax Dropped from an Airplane'
Lawrence, Kansas Journal World from National Journal ^
| October 18, 2001
| Mindie Paget
Posted on 10/18/2001 9:26:13 AM PDT by gnma
The anthrax scare has some Douglas County (Kansas) resdients so scared that bird droppings have been reported as 'suspicious.'
Emergency personnel Tuesday night called a hazardous materials team to a rural Doulgas County residence, where a woman feared anthrax had been dropped on her car by an airplane.
The substance turned out to be harmless bird droppings sherrif Rick Trapp said.
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I will just let the great minds at Free Republic take over and do the jokes below...
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posted on
10/18/2001 9:26:13 AM PDT
by
gnma
To: Free State Four
I hope this is not one of your neighbors?
To: gnma
Truth is often funnier than fiction.
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posted on
10/18/2001 9:28:44 AM PDT
by
geaux
To: KC_Conspirator
This is front page news in Kansas!
Must be a fun town to live in..
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posted on
10/18/2001 9:29:02 AM PDT
by
gnma
To: gnma
Vern Miller is in Lawrence now heading up the investigation. Similar reports of suspicious white spatters at 12th and Moro in Aggieville.
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Im not kidding 8 other reporters contributed to the story- they listed all of their names at the bottom.
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posted on
10/18/2001 9:33:53 AM PDT
by
gnma
To: gnma
"It doesn't taste like anthrax, but I'm still very worried!"
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posted on
10/18/2001 9:34:19 AM PDT
by
dead
To: gnma
Saw some gooey white stuff in the bathroom this morning. The HazMat team said not to worry, it's just toothpaste.
To: dead
hahaha...Taste?...
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posted on
10/18/2001 9:36:56 AM PDT
by
dakine
To: gnma
I do, and actually it is.
To: dead
One of the Flordia miscreants used Kool Aide-mmm good..faux Anthrax thathas a sugary taste!
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posted on
10/18/2001 9:38:07 AM PDT
by
gnma
To: dead
"a slight calcium deficiency"
To: Rebelbase
What flavor was it?
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posted on
10/18/2001 9:39:47 AM PDT
by
gnma
To: gnma
Here in Nashville, one of the local TV news shows yesterday sent an interviewer and camera operator out to tape a lady and her car that she says "has stringy stuff all over it." She thinks that the "stringy stuff" has been "sprayed by jet airplanes." A somber-looking hazmat guy showed up, too, and said he didn't know what it was. Said it look to him like "stringy stuff."
People are going War Of The Worlds on this, folks.
Michael
To: gnma
You know, bird crap WOULD make an excellent delivery mechanism. I get hit with it at least twice a year.
To: Wright is right!
At least the Nashville lady didn't call the Local Hazard Materials team to document her 'discovery.'
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posted on
10/18/2001 9:41:59 AM PDT
by
gnma
To: gnma
Well that settles it! I'm calling HazMat, cuz my car has enough Anthrax on it to qualify as a bio-weapon.
RUN FOR THE HILLS FOLKS
To: gnma
No doubt she was drunk and wandering around in North Lawrence.
What is a North Lawrence Martini? A beer with an olive in it.
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To: KC_Conspirator
She probably got it driving by the Pink Flamingo!
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posted on
10/18/2001 9:45:53 AM PDT
by
gnma
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