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SONG PARODY: To All the Girls I've Loved Before (not the RAT hags)
DOUG FROM UPLAND - Song Parodies
| 10-2001
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 10/19/2001 10:45:00 AM PDT by doug from upland
NOTE: it really is not fair to make fun of someone's appearance. In this case, however, FReeper Billie put up a picture so hideous that I just had to do it.
MIDI - TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED BEFORE
To all the liberal women folk…who are the butt of every joke
Thoughts of you make me sick…if naked, I’d run quick
You couldn’t pay me if I’m broke
You’re hideous both in and out…I’d rather have a case of gout
Than lie down next to you…oh no, what would I do
I’d shoot myself, there is no doubt
It’s more than just the way you look, my dears
If you have souls, they all are dark
And if I saw you all out picnicking
I’d launch my lunch there in the park
To all the wretched lady RATS…who have rear ends that no man pats
The faces that I’ve seen…could turn men’s organs green
No, you gals ain’t no pussycats
May I suggest you do your hair…above your lip start using Nair
The moustache isn’t cute…you’ll never be a beaut
At least the kids you might not scare
It’s more than just the way you look, my dears
If you have souls, they all are dark
And if I saw you all out picnicking
I’d launch my lunch there in the park
To all the female communists…at gunpoint I would still resist
Though your friends might not tell…your overwhelming smell
Is something that would not be missed
When you speak drivel’s what we hear…you always have an angry sneer
A burqa would be nice…I’d gladly pay the price
If you would wear it for a year
It’s more than just the way you look, my dears
If you have souls, they all are dark
And if I saw you all out picnicking
I’d launch my lunch there in the park
To all the cows of leftist bent…who never seem to get a gent
It’s time that you take stock…you’re so easy to mock
The reasons should be evident
You blame things on the USA…you’re in the spotlight everyday
We’ve really seen enough…you’re always in a huff
It’s time that you just go........away
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Please add a few of your own favorite pictures. A Rosa DeLauro might be nice. Hillary looking like a purple burrito in that wrap is good. And how about the troll Shalala?
To: Billie
Thanks for the use of the graphic.
To: doug from upland
Bump on a log.
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posted on
10/19/2001 10:48:08 AM PDT
by
lds23
To: StarFan
Ping
To: doug from upland
Where's that great shot of Dona Spring? The Berkley-ite pacifist?
5
posted on
10/19/2001 10:50:30 AM PDT
by
wbill
To: doug from upland; Billie
Great Job DFU and Billie. Keep up the good work.
To: wbill
Dona's picture and very own song can be found
HERE.
To: doug from upland
To: doug from upland
LOL1 YOu are welcome - and if you ever need their counterpart, here are some Dem HUNKS.....
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posted on
10/19/2001 11:04:21 AM PDT
by
Billie
To: doug from upland
Golly -- such a challenge -- don't forget Barbara Mikulski !!
To: doug from upland
Nice work to all.
11
posted on
10/19/2001 11:25:50 AM PDT
by
Digger
To: Diver Dave
Thanks, Dave - see post #9 for the male version. :^)
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posted on
10/19/2001 12:09:25 PM PDT
by
Billie
To: doug from upland
Outstanding!!!Hysterical!! Top Draw!! Kudos!!
BTW the music was also very well done.
13
posted on
10/20/2001 7:13:38 AM PDT
by
StarFan
To: all
Bumping one of my personal favorites from 2001. Can someone please post the picture that makes Hillary look like a purple burrito?
To: doug from upland
Thanks, pal--I just "launched my lunch"!
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posted on
12/30/2001 7:00:45 PM PST
by
exit82
To: whoever; buffyt; demnomo; dutchess; Looking4Truth; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan
From the archives, bumping this for the ping list.
To: doug from upland
Can't forget Mz. Chisholm!
(She was even the butt of Redd Foxx jokes!)
To: rockfish59
Is that a woman?
To: doug from upland
Some surprises under those burqa's!
(Wedding in Kabul)
To: doug from upland
lol! That's what they say! =0)
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