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SECURE THE BUILDING (HUMOR!)
Someone ^ | Not today... | ?

Posted on 10/19/2001 12:24:34 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP

One reason the Government Agencies and/or Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.

Let's assume there's a building to be "secured" in Washington DC:

the Navy would turn off the lights and lock the doors

the Army would occupy it so no one could enter

the Marines would call for an air strike, assault the structure with heavy artillery, ground and small arms fire, capture the facility, fortify and hold the ground at all costs until properly relieved, SEMPER FI!

the Air Force would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy

the FBI would surround it so no one could enter or leave, then shoot

the DEA would enter and ransack it looking for (whatever), then leave

the ATF would assault it; burning it to the ground in the process

the DC Police Department might show up tomorrow

the DC Fire Department would not respond; their trucks are broken down

a DC judge would condemn the building for fire code violations

the DC School Board would close the building, then hold hearings

the Mayor would say what a nice building it was but deny ever being there

the DC Control Board would question if the City needed the building

Congress would hold hearings on securing buildings & direct a study

GSA would direct a competition for leased building space and solicit bids

NSA would demolish it, build a new one on the site, but use another name

DIA would complain that there wasn't enough parking

the CIA would deny that the building existed

the DOD would issue an RFP to determine who should occupy it

DOS would whine they need the rest of the government to for refurbishing

the VA would promise to secure it in three years or so if staffing permits

DNC would declare that it didn't know where the deed to it came from

the "Washington Post" would memorialize it with an article


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Some Friday humor for y'all. The FR Marine Detachment knows all about #3!
1 posted on 10/19/2001 12:24:34 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP
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To: StoneColdGOP
Looking Back

A father and his son are walking the Manhattan streets when the father stops at a vacant lot takes a deep breath and tells his son: "To think that at one time here on this very lot stood the Twin Towers." The son looks at his father and asked: "Dad, what are the Twin Towers?"

Father says: "My dear son, the Twin Towers were two tremendously tall buildings with lots of offices that were the heart of New York City, but approx. 31 years ago, some Arabs destroyed the buildings."

The boy then thought for a minute and then asked his father: "Daddy what are Arabs?"

2 posted on 10/19/2001 12:32:24 PM PDT by Mark
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To: Mark
Bump! :)
3 posted on 10/19/2001 3:23:57 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP
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I have a great pic I wanted to post but I don't know how to this. Help? JPG file
4 posted on 10/19/2001 3:37:06 PM PDT by Curly007
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To: Curly007
Check your freepmail.
5 posted on 10/19/2001 3:45:38 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP
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To: StoneColdGOP

6 posted on 10/19/2001 4:03:06 PM PDT by Curly007
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To: Curly007
Congratulations!
7 posted on 10/19/2001 4:08:59 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP
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To: StoneColdGOP
Thanks. Couldn't have done it without you.
8 posted on 10/19/2001 4:17:33 PM PDT by Curly007
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To: Curly007
You are welcome.
9 posted on 10/19/2001 4:23:28 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP
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To: Curly007

Audio

10 posted on 10/19/2001 4:42:11 PM PDT by hoot2
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