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Flame Warriors
Flame Warriors ^ | January 1, 2000 | mikelr

Posted on 10/23/2001 12:34:49 AM PDT by Gladwin

Don't try to understand Loopy's messages - they will forever remain opaque to all but himself. Loopy is easily aroused and exuberant in battle and fearlessly flings himself at any Warrior - even Kung-Fu Master. Loopy's main weapons consist of a disarming array of nonsequiturs, tautologies, and bizarre metaphors, which can often gain him an advantage in the initial stages of an attack. Combatants very quickly realize, however, that Loopy is a certifiable nut case and generally avoid further engagement, although Jerk and Evil Clown sometimes egg Loopy on for their own amusement. CAUTION: Loopy cannot be defeated with conventional weapons. Any response to his attacks will often provoke a fusillade of incoherent messages. HINT: If ignored, Loopy will continue to clatter and foam until Nanny removes him from the discussion forum.


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A funny web page devoted to different flame warriors. It has a description and a cartoon for each one.

Click here

1 posted on 10/23/2001 12:34:49 AM PDT by Gladwin
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To: Gladwin
Man oh MAN do I love the Toxic Granny - beware the righteous vengance of the TOXIC GRANNY! Hay, is there any chance we have one (or a couple dozen) around here??
2 posted on 10/23/2001 12:47:13 AM PDT by dandelion
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To: Gladwin
bttt
3 posted on 11/22/2001 10:22:54 PM PST by Gladwin
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To: Gladwin
Thanks for the link. Looks like fun but will have to wait for later.

Regards

4 posted on 11/22/2001 10:32:58 PM PST by Tinman
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To: Gladwin
*LOL* Thank you for this post.

If only I had a nickel for each personal encounter with a "Flame Warrior."

Think I have definitely seen some "Netiquette Nazis" 'round here...
5 posted on 11/22/2001 10:42:50 PM PST by k2blader
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It is kind of fun to imagine your antagonists as their cartoon caricature, isn't it?
6 posted on 11/22/2001 10:55:37 PM PST by Gladwin
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To: Gladwin; gg188
It is kind of fun to imagine your antagonists as their cartoon caricature, isn't it?

Which one would the libertarians be?

7 posted on 11/22/2001 10:57:24 PM PST by VA Advogado
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This thread cant die out after only seven posts bump...JFK
8 posted on 11/22/2001 11:51:35 PM PST by BADROTOFINGER
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To: Gladwin
bttt
9 posted on 11/23/2001 7:31:38 AM PST by Gladwin
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To: BADROTOFINGER
Bump. I agree.
10 posted on 11/23/2001 7:51:14 AM PST by VA Advogado
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To: Gladwin
It is kind of fun to imagine your antagonists as their cartoon caricature, isn't it?

Yes, and hm... those graphics will come in handy in the future, methinks. *grin*
12 posted on 11/23/2001 8:09:57 AM PST by k2blader
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Which one would the libertarians be?

Well... that depends.... Are you a Libert? :-D
13 posted on 11/23/2001 8:14:19 AM PST by k2blader
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I am anti-libert
14 posted on 11/23/2001 8:15:56 AM PST by VA Advogado
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Which one would the libertarians be?

Libertarian images appear frequently on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

15 posted on 11/23/2001 8:24:25 AM PST by IronJack
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BUMP! I have encountered these species many times in the virtual world...
16 posted on 11/23/2001 8:27:57 AM PST by The Drowning Witch
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Okay, for somewhat obvious reasons, I'd classify a goodly number of Liberts under "Bong." :)
17 posted on 11/23/2001 8:33:32 AM PST by k2blader
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To: VA Advogado
Woops, post #17 meant for you, VA.
18 posted on 11/23/2001 8:34:31 AM PST by k2blader
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I didnt see a bong category, although fitting. I picture most of them here a combination of the Filabuster and the Swarm.
19 posted on 11/23/2001 8:43:20 AM PST by VA Advogado
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To: VA Advogado
LOL There is a bong category!!
20 posted on 11/23/2001 8:44:26 AM PST by VA Advogado
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