Posted on 10/24/2001 7:05:06 AM PDT by notaliberal
What a thrill it was seeing our President in person for the first time last week. We were so excited we felt like teenagers. We wondered how it would feel to live near the White House and experience this all the time.
Left_Coast_Conservative, a co-worker, and I were walking back to our office when we heard chanting that didnt sound friendly. So we quickly went to the street corner where there were about 50 of those pinko commie traitors chanting their hate America mantra: 1-2-3-4 we dont want your racist war, 1-2-3-4 we dont want your racist war. After the exhilarating experience of seeing the President we were ready to rock and roll.
We shouted Lets Roll and we were on that street corner in no time. These three freeper woman whipped a can of WHOOP ASS on these little traitors. Im sure some of those little wussie men had stains on the front of their pants when they heard us belt out USA, USA, USA, USA, U SA. Boy,that bellowing brought the little cockroaches out of their hole! It was like we flipped on a switch and they all started scurrying out towards us. They wanted to dialog. We yelled, no negotiation no negotiation. Kristin would have been proud!
The traitors are not nice people. They were in our face and finally the police took one of them away. We kept it up for about a half hour and then of course, we have jobs, so we had to retreat and go back to work. We were so freepin excited we didnt have lunch.
This is a warning, when Sacramento women Freepers are Freeping please wear ear plugs. Maybe that is why two of us are single ah, forget that statement-no way!!! Nada, nyet, no! I swear! Honest to God thats not the reason. I swear!
Okay getting to the business at hand:
Please show your support for our country, our military, and our President Saturday, noon to 2:00, Arden Way and Heritage in Sacramento near the Arden Mall. Just look for the flags because these traitors do not fly the flag.This is the least we can do when our loved ones are off fighting a war so we can be safe. Please help us defend the US Flag from all foes, both foreign and domestic. Bring flags and positive signs.
Dan
BTTTFTRWB?
Fresno on Friday evenings
Modesto and Sacramento on Saturday afternoon.
Sacramento on Sunday at the Veteran's Memorial.
The choices are many. Come one, Come All.
Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prosaic, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna - drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally.
Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even armed men in turbans tremble.
We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect them and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't left already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by lightning. We have nothing to lose.
We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of Afghanistan with no food at all!
We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars, hardware stores, or sporting events...finding bin Laden in some cave will be no problem.
Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh, please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand tribal warfare.
Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources. We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ... with or without the government's help!
Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain.
I'm going to write my Congresswoman. You should, too!
SACRAMENTO WOMEN FREEPERS NEEDED SATURDAY, ARDEN WAY AT HERITAGE NOON - 2:00. BE THERE!
If you reread my post, I never used the word leftist. In my opinion if a person chants "1-2-3-4-we don't want your racist war" they are against our effort to stamp out terrorism in our country. They terrorized us first if memory serves me right. I believe it was on September 11, 2001. Please go back and check the newspapers if you doubt me. Additionally, our president said something to the effect, either you are with us or you are with the terrorists. I'm sorry I don't recall the exact quote, but the essence of his thought is there. Sorry, I will stand my ground!
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