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Why Journalists Aren't Brain Surgeons (my title)
Nashville Scene ^
| Oct. 26, 2001
| Henry Walker
Posted on 10/27/2001 10:12:35 PM PDT by Big Bunyip
A Big Stinker
A Channel 5 reporter confuses sewage with drinking water
By Henry Walker
After warning that terrorist saboteurs might try to poison Metro water with "anthrax" or "smallpox," WTVF-Channel 5 reporter Rob Manning thought he'd show viewers how easily that could happen by dramatically crawling under a wire fence just "a few hundred yards" from the city's "water supply."
While the camera focused ominously on some large, nearby water tanks, Manning reported from inside the fence, "It's not too hard to crawl underneath.... It took me less than 20 seconds."
Even Metro security guards appeared unconcerned at the sight of a television reporter lurking near the fence. "A security guard pulled up in his truck but didn't question us," Manning noted, mocking the city's recently announced decision to post more guards around the plant.
If only the terrorists were that dumb.
Instead of cracking security at one of Metro's water collection facilities, located several miles away, Manning had only managed to break into the sewage treatment plant.
A Metro Water Department spokesman says that he didn't complain to Channel 5 because Manning's mistake might work to the city's advantage. "After all," he says, "if a terrorist tried to put something in our water supply, we'd rather he end up at the sewage plant."
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No doubt a CNN reporter of the future.
To: Big Bunyip
Aren't brain surgeons? Good God, they're not ditch diggers.
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posted on
10/27/2001 10:15:41 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: Big Bunyip
LOL Good one, Big Bunyip!
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posted on
10/27/2001 10:16:04 PM PDT
by
brat
To: Big Bunyip
"reporter confuses sewage with drinking water"
Literally doesn't know shit from Shinola.
4
posted on
10/27/2001 10:17:39 PM PDT
by
APBaer
To: brat
Stupid people shouldn't breed.
To: Big Bunyip
....or rocket scientists. Klassic!
6
posted on
10/27/2001 10:20:14 PM PDT
by
Rockitz
To: Big Bunyip
LOL. The reporter doesn't know sh*t from Shinola. ( for those of you into "archaic expressions )
7
posted on
10/27/2001 10:20:35 PM PDT
by
Stentor
To: Big Bunyip
ROTFLMAO!!!
8
posted on
10/27/2001 10:20:46 PM PDT
by
AMERIKA
To: APBaer
You beat me to it.
9
posted on
10/27/2001 10:21:18 PM PDT
by
Stentor
To: Big Bunyip
Don't laugh -- the terrorists could remove the covers from the sewage tanks and make our lives extra stinky.
10
posted on
10/27/2001 10:21:59 PM PDT
by
JZdiablo
Comment #11 Removed by Moderator
To: Stentor
"You beat me to it...."
In the race to the bottom of the barrel (or tank)
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posted on
10/27/2001 10:25:51 PM PDT
by
APBaer
To: Big Bunyip
Oh this is priceless. Someone ought to send this to Fox Newswatch as an example of why the American people don't trust "journalists".
To: Big Bunyip; Common Tator
"No doubt a CNN reporter of the future." Understand that it took more than the on-camera twit to get this video on the air.
It took the cameraman, the producer and the news editor, as well.
And TV "journalists" are revealed for what they are. Ignorant, but arrogant, twits.
Somebody's gotta see this. Common Tator, this one's for you.
14
posted on
10/27/2001 10:31:59 PM PDT
by
okie01
To: Big Bunyip
Is that a Gore bumper sticker on the reporter's car? Thought so.
To: Big Bunyip
Yeah, boy...........I can just hear the clucking terrorist now.........
"a-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have poisoned your s**t water, you spoiled, pampered infidels!!! Why, you will never again sip.........um........sip this wa............umm...........................................................................................................................wait a minute....................."
To: RightOnline
hahahahaha...I had to find this clymer's pic...
A real-life Ted Baxter ?
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posted on
10/27/2001 10:44:51 PM PDT
by
XGMan
To: XGMan
Hey.........................I've seen that face befo......um........just a sec...............flip flip...............................................yes, yes, here it is: in the ol' Webster's Seventh Collegiate right next to the entry for "twit".
To: Big Bunyip
How true how true!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
10/27/2001 10:53:19 PM PDT
by
Bombard
To: XGMan
GOOBER
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posted on
10/27/2001 10:55:41 PM PDT
by
Hemlock
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