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Posted on 11/01/2001 10:58:48 AM PST by LurkedLongEnough

Afghanistan has long been known for its simple yet ingenious variety of culinary offerings. Here are just a few new ones that have recently entered the restaurant scene:

Appetizers

"Let's Roll!" Beamer Rolls
Butterfinger Box-Cutter Tips
Northern Alliance Art-of-chokes
Amazing Crystalized Hummus on Brittle Bone Fragments
Assorted Cracked Cave Nuts
Cotton Swab Canapes

Sandwiches and Entrees

Completely Covered Dish
Burqua Burpee
Ground Zero Hero
Al-Queda Paella
Al-Queda Quesadilla
Mullah Stir-fried in Plutonium Plum Sauce
Scalded Imam in Puff Pastry
Ramadan Ravioli with Sausage Filling and Sauce of Beards
Bunker Buster Burgers
Special Forces Squash
Sparkling Goatees Enflambe

Side Dishes

Flaming Tomahawk Tofu
Half-Moon Boom Bread with Crunchy Lead Raisins
Fooddrop Popovers
Arborio Spore Delight in Bombblast Broth
White Powder Dumplings in White Whining Sauce
Dehydrated Camel Spit on a Spit
Pilaf of White Flags
Roasted Camel Gumdroppings

Desserts

Traitor Toenail Tapioca
Dusted Sugar Cookies in Individual Envelopes
Cinnamon Cipro Candy Rolls
Well-Boiled Jihad Balls
Osaman Peanut Balls
Miniature Anti-Aircraft Pops
Flaming Flan of Turban
Devil's Food Fight Leftovers
Glazed Mecca Bites
Mudhut Mousse
Carpet Bomb Berry Mix with Topping
Creamed Taliban

Beverages

Atta Coolatta
Shiite Shake
Toe-Jam Tea
No-Alcohol Beard Beer
Peppermint Buttermilk
Juice of Used Rations
Goat Cheese Drippings
Rumsfeld Rocket Rum
Steamed Malted Kabul

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