Scarry stuff! We all need to be on the lookout! [/sarcasm]

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Oh My! They're after our kids !

Why else would they have drawn the images as cartoons?
Who watches cartoons? KIDS !!

A scary post, boys and girls!

OWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What will they say about the upcoming Hex Rally at UT?

"Scarry stuff! We all need to be on the lookout! [/sarcasm]"

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That does it. I'm throwing out all the Count Chocula cereal now!

HAIRY PLOTTERS - pagan satanist...

I thought this was going to be another Janet Reno article....

Oh My! They're after our kids!

They can have mine. They just better not have any lawns to cut or cars to wash. Oh yes, and they better have a full tank of gas in whatever cars they do have.

You can find them in front of the TV, they smell like peanut butter.

How about The Adams Family and The Munster? Geez....How about Dark Shadows? Some wicked stuff there!

LOL...Great Job!!!

I forgot about "bewitched"

Did they protest that show too???

According to Jack T. Chick, Bewitched is Satan's favorite TV program.

He must have had a thing for Samantha. :)

Elizabeth Montgomery ... umm umm gooooood. It ain't my pentagram that gets stirred up every time I see THAT artwork ;)

Not satisfied with converting suburban teens to Satanism, the diabolical goat-sacrificers even went after the fragile little minds of preschoolers as early as the 1960s!

Carefully note the title of this blatant, wicked propaganda. Hanna-Barbara is obviously responsible for the current epidemic of teen pregnancies as well.

I'm telling you, these satanists are insidious!

Last night I thought my third grader was going to freak when I made her burn her tickets to 'Harry Potter' and eat the ashes while I chanted "Beelzebub Be Gone!" After that I rebaptized her in the wading pool, so no harm, Jayzus be praised.

She'll get over it when I bring home some classic "Davey and Goliath" tapes.

Count Chocula Cereal Sparks Outbreak of Teen Vampirism

KANSAS CITY, MO--Parents across the nation are reporting an alarming new trend of vampirism amongst American teens--and most point the blame not at drugs, alcohol or the blatant Satanism promoted in Harry Potter books, but rather on the widespread popularity of Count Chocula cereal. Local mother Bernice Malloy’s story is all too typical. "Well, I’ve noticed my son James has been acting a bit strange lately. He doesn’t play with his usual friends in the neighborhood anymore, his complexion’s become deathly pale, and he sleeps really late. Usually until sunset. When he does get up, he stays out all night long, but never tells me where he’s going or where he’s been. I’ll tell ya though, I have seen him drinking blood a few times and once I stumbled upon him having sex with two corpses in the backyard just before dawn. When I confronted him about all this, he said it’s ’cause he joined the Boy Scouts. Yeah, sure, that might explain the new friends and the sex with corpses, but what about the odd hours he keeps?"

For the first time since anyone can remember, both top scientists and leading occultists of the country have agreed that the blame for this recent outbreak of vampirism can be placed solely on General Foods, makers of Count Chocula. And most link the sugary cereal’s mesmerizing influence on America’s youth to either the charismatic Count himself, or to the company’s recent switch to human bone as a key marshmallow ingredient.

At a press conference from the company’s home office in Minneapolis, Minnesota, Assistant Vice President of Monster Cereals Steve Sanger defended his company’s decision. "Look, who knows why these kids are turning into vampires, with the teeth and biting and the bursting into flame in the bright sunshine. It’s insane to blame it on the chocolatey goodness of Count Chocula. It could be anything; personally I blame the Sugar Bear." The company also refuses to change its recipe, which currently imports human bone from third world nations for the gelatin found in marshmallows. "Hey, using horse bones instead of human bones costs over three cents more per metric ton! Whose gonna pay for that? You?"

While the company absolves itself of blame, to deal with the existing cases of vampirism, they’ll be including garlic necklaces, crucifix iron-ons and plastic stakes as prizes in specially marked boxes. Be sure to collect them all.

"I'm NOT a witch! THEY dressed me up like this!"

Thanks. I needed that.