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SONG PARODY: If You're Happy (what if Whorealdo doesn't make it?)
DOUG FROM UPLAND - Song Parodies
| 11-2001
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 11/16/2001, 9:06:42 PM by doug from upland
NOTE: This is only a parody. I do not hope that Whorealdo is captured, tortured, horribly disfigured, and left for big male mountain goats to have their way with him. That wouldn't be good.
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MIDI - IF YOU'RE HAPPY
If Whorealdo doesn't make it…are we sad
If he dies in Pakistan, would that be bad
If Whorealdo doesn't make it…are we all supposed to fake it
If Whorelado doesn't make it…are we sad
If Whorealdo's captured by the Taliban
Would there be a dime of ransom for that man
If Whorealdo doesn't make it…are we all supposed to fake it
If Whorealdo's captured by the Taliban
If Whorealdo disappears with a trace
Would there be a look of sadness on your face
If Whorealdo doesn't make it…are we all supposed to fake it
If Whorealdo disappears without a trace
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Best of luck in the war zone, Whorealdo. I've always respected you greatly. I especially loved it when you constantly had on Susan McDougal from prison but never would talk to Juanita.
To: doug from upland
and it wouldn't be good if Whorealdo grew a beard in order to fit in for a interview with OBL & we mistaken him for a Taliban. Heh,heh.
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posted on
11/16/2001, 9:06:48 PM
by
Digger
To: Digger
There would be a national day of mourning.
To: doug from upland
"And left for big male mountain goats to have their way with him. That wouldn't be good" What decent self respecting mt goat would have anything to do with him?
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posted on
11/16/2001, 9:07:09 PM
by
Warren
To: StarFan
Ping
To: doug from upland
ROTFLMAO!!!
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posted on
11/16/2001, 9:07:18 PM
by
Valin
To: doug from upland
Coke-on-the-screen-LOL BUMP to the TOP!
Thanks DFU!
To: doug from upland
FOXNEWS, when he tells his first lie or slants his first report, tell him he is on his own and he'll have to find his own transportation back.
To: Warren
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To: doug from upland
Excellent!! Would you believe a variation of your very first line was used by some host or pundit when asked his reaction if something happend to Whorealdo. I caught the tail end of a report this morning on Foxnews but didn't catch the name of who said "would anyone be sad"?
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posted on
11/16/2001, 9:08:35 PM
by
StarFan
To: StarFan
Thanks for sharing his comment. I'd love to know who said it so I could send him this song.
To: doug from upland
To: doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
We love it. Had the whole family singing!!! Thanks. The Northern Alliance freedom fighters all look like Geraldo's brothers.
To: doug from upland
Unbelievable. As many times as I looked at it, I finally caught "with a trace" which should obviously be "without a trace." Duh. I need a song proofreader.
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